1 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:20,057 One video camera... Beta! By golly. 2 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,513 Good evening, my friend. Welcome. So nice to see you. 3 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,641 I need money to buy gas so I can get out of this place. 4 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,184 Yes, of course. 5 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,520 You will be showing me what is in the sack then? 6 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,339 I can give you a hand. May I? 7 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,174 Just open up here. 8 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:57,306 Oh, my, my, my! What is this horrible thing? 9 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,663 He's a good luck charm. 10 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,937 Yes, I can see it's working very well. 11 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:09,047 Whatever you do, don't touch the medallion. 12 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,274 No, I won't. 13 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,824 I am giving you... 14 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,240 - 10... - No! 15 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,991 $20. 16 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,960 Goodbye. 17 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,859 Come back soon! 18 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:40,478 Oh, my! Only a face a mother could love. 19 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,879 Nothing but junk! 20 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:12,677 "Don't touch," he says, because it might break. It's so cheap. 21 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,514 Oh, my goodness. Gosh. 22 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,790 Oh, Gupta, by golly. You're a bloody genius. 23 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:50,090 You're making a wonderful deal for $20. 24 00:04:56,797 --> 00:05:00,517 I like Indian food! So spicy! 25 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,285 Who are you? 26 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:06,123 I'm a leprechaun, me lad, and you're a greedy thief. 27 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:10,460 For trying to steal me gold, I'll be giving you some grief. 28 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,964 Have a lie-down, lad. 29 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:21,913 Nice leather! I appreciate a good pair of shoes. 30 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:23,765 Ah! 31 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,892 Don't mind if I do! 32 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:36,545 I think I'll whack you in the head a dozen times until you're dead. 33 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,181 Take it away! Take it away! 34 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:44,536 - You're being afraid of this? - Stay away, I'm warning you. 35 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,997 I'll tear your eyes out and I'll rip your face off. 36 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,540 You're a bloody devilish creature! 37 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:53,503 You wanted me gold, and you suffer the consequences. 38 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:57,277 Now I'll take what's mine, and be gone from here. 39 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:11,622 No! You and your gold belong to Gupta. 40 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,352 Well, you missed us both. 41 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,670 You wanna back up and try that again? 42 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:56,629 - Sorry. - It's all right, happens all the time. 43 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,738 Do you know anything about cars? 'Cause this one doesn't work. 44 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,491 - Name's Scott. - Tammy. 45 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:08,993 Tammy. Great. What seems to be the problem? 46 00:07:09,094 --> 00:07:13,458 Obviously, I don't know. It just died on me. 47 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:16,026 Well, let's take a look. 48 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,776 Ah! Well, see, someone stole your engine. 49 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,577 Start it up for me, if you can. 50 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:40,569 - What do you think? - Have you ever blown a rod before? 51 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,386 I beg your pardon? 52 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:43,905 The engine, I meant. 53 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:47,600 See, you got your pistons, and your rods, and... 54 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:52,563 - You don't wanna know this, right? - No, actually, I don't. 55 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,319 I'll give you 10 bucks if you give me a ride to work. 56 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,297 Forget it. 57 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,216 You don't have to pay me. Where do you work? 58 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,068 Chicago. 59 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,537 Yeah, got me. 60 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,824 Chicago. 61 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:15,041 That's very good. I would have taken you there, too. 62 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,654 Where is it? I know it is here somewhere. 63 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:28,508 Here it is. "Legends and Folklore." 64 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:43,107 "Leprechauns." 65 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,843 Good day to ya. 66 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:50,367 The name's O'Reilly, and I'm here to tell you about leprechauns. 67 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:54,809 Legend has it that they were once magical elves in ancient times 68 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,537 who became obsessed with riches and gold. 69 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,671 ...96, 70 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,460 97. 71 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,047 98, 99... 72 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,536 I'm one shilling short! 73 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:28,193 Wow! Look at all the lights! It's unbelievable! 74 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,196 Yeah, it's a quaint little place. 75 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,998 - So where do you work? - The Lucky Shamrock. 76 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:39,162 - What's that? - It's a casino, Scott. 77 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,840 What do you do there? 78 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,838 - I'm a magician. - Right on! 79 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,741 Actually, right now, I'm just a magician's assistant. 80 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:56,266 But one of these days, I'm gonna have my own act. 81 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,598 I believe you. 82 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:04,772 One little, two little three little leprechauns 83 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,569 Four little, five 84 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,152 little, six 85 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,867 little leprechauns 86 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,643 This place is unknown, so I'll leave it here. 87 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:22,918 Me own savings and loan. I'll have nothin' to fear. 88 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:32,032 Remember, his power lies in his gold, and he'll use all his magic to protect it. 89 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,055 Yes, try to protect it from this. 90 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,292 So is this your first trip to Vegas? 91 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:45,816 Yeah. Actually, I'm just passing through. I'm on my way to LA. 92 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:46,963 Oh. 93 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:51,092 - You're gonna be a movie star? - No, actually, I'm on my way to school. 94 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,114 My first year of college. 95 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:58,742 Great! It's a smart move. Go to school. Learn something worthwhile. 96 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:02,837 I just thought I'd swing through Vegas, you know, see what it's like. 97 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,607 Take my advice and don't stay long. 98 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,299 Yeah? 99 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,945 Vegas has a way of latching on to a person. 100 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,923 You wanna go, but you can't. 101 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,597 I'll remember that. 102 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,332 Potatoes are a leprechaun's favorite meal. 103 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:25,251 Like all good Irishmen, he loves his spuds, 104 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:29,547 but he'll take a bite out of anybody who threatens to steal his gold. 105 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:33,009 Woe betide the man who covets a leprechaun's shillin'. 106 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,678 He'll batter and brain them, he'll mangle... 107 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,621 My, my, my! 108 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:46,502 Now let us go find your little brothers and sisters. 109 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:51,924 In fact, let us find the entire family. 110 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,406 If a mortal gets hold of a leprechaun's gold, 111 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:58,618 he'll be given one wish for every shilling in his possession. 112 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,846 He can have anything he wants in the whole world. 113 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,410 Thanks for the ride. I really appreciate it. 114 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,387 - Sure. - Bye. 115 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:55,550 Hey, I've never been inside a real casino. 116 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,802 Oh, forget it. You gotta be 21. 117 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,430 I know, but I thought maybe you could sneak me in, 118 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,140 so I can see what it's like inside. 119 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,162 What do you think? This is like Disneyland or something? 120 00:13:05,263 --> 00:13:09,397 I could lose my job for that. My boss could lose his license. 121 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,983 And you will lose your shirt. 122 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:15,553 Right. I didn't think about that. I'm sorry. 123 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,531 All right, look. 124 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,368 If I get you into the den of iniquity here, you gotta promise me something. 125 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,495 - No gambling. - Okay. 126 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:28,249 Just take a look around, see what you gotta see, and beat it. 127 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,835 - I'm out of there. - All right. 128 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,588 So who do you work with? I mean, magician-wise? 129 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:36,447 Right now, I'm assisting The Great Fazio. 130 00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:38,009 What's a Fazio? 131 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:42,514 Well, Scott, a Fazio is a mediocre magician who couldn't pull a rabbit... 132 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:46,226 out of a pet store. But it pays the bills. 133 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:50,080 Remember now, no trouble, okay? In and out. 134 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,005 Okay. 135 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:57,258 Maybe I could come see your show, and we could have dinner afterwards. 136 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:02,467 Er, it's a possibility, if I'm not busy. Who knows? 137 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,928 In you go. 138 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,155 You are mine, you little bugger. 139 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,938 You missed me! You missed me! 140 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:17,712 If you're gonna linger, I'll give you the finger. 141 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:48,452 Stay away from me, you steaming pile of cannibal dung! 142 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,701 I'm a dangerous man! 143 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,855 Stay away from me! 144 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,274 Leprechauns do have their loveable side... 145 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,943 Why, I remember when Paddy McGinty's goat was sick with... 146 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,060 I want me shilling! 147 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,438 Oh, Yes, yes! 148 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,684 All right. 149 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,753 Whoa! 150 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,105 Thank you, Melissa. 151 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,011 You're terrible. 152 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,863 - Come on. - Yes! 153 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,851 All right! 154 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,374 Roll again, Father Bob! 155 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,856 - Give me those dice here. - More money. 156 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,567 More money, more money. Here we go. 157 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,360 Ready? 158 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,132 Here she goes. Look at this! 159 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,574 - Yes! - Whoo! All right. 160 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,175 Excellent. 161 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,930 What time is it? 162 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,040 It's after 7:00. Where's Tammy? 163 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,517 I don't know, damn it! She's got work to do! 164 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,087 What do you keep her around for anyway? She's not worth a damn. 165 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,549 She's got a way of filling out a costume. 166 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:50,553 I could look just as good, you know. Why don't you hire me? 167 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:54,703 Twenty years ago, Loretta, or should I say 20 pounds ago? 168 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,327 I am not always gonna look just like this, pally. 169 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,646 No? You find the fountain of youth or something? 170 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,940 I've been saving my pennies, buddy boy, 171 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,443 and one of these days, I'm gonna come waltzing in that door 172 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,446 with everything packed into all the right places. 173 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:13,075 You need more than a boob job, Loretta. You need a personality transplant. 174 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,676 Bitch! 175 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,205 I'm sorry I'm late, Fazio. 176 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,665 I told you, you will address me as "Great One." 177 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,292 Off stage and on. 178 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,753 You're a magician, not the Pope. 179 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,589 I am your teacher. You will show me respect. 180 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,361 Right. 181 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,051 Loretta. 182 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,427 Mmm-hmm. 183 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,153 Throw me that lighter. 184 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,432 Ow! 185 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,957 - Are you doing the magic rings tonight? - Screw the magic rings. 186 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,813 Oh, my God! 187 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,916 I've got something 10 times better. 188 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,028 You're in the box, I do the standard switch gag, 189 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,381 and then I set fire to the box! 190 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:56,452 The audience goes nuts, thinking you're in there being burnt alive. 191 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,896 I'm gonna call it "The Burning Beauty." 192 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,401 Oh, God! 193 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,075 What the hell is going on here? 194 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:16,371 Fazio, is this the fabulous stunt you wanted me to see? 195 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,682 What are you, nuts? 196 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,018 Only a moron would try something like this. You believe this guy? 197 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,437 It'll be great, Mitch. I'll make sure she's got protection. 198 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,147 Forget it. End of discussion. 199 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:28,317 I'm not taking any chances with my future headliner. 200 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,236 How you're doing, babe? You look sensational. 201 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,445 - Thanks. - Now, you. 202 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,656 Get out there and mix with the suckers. 203 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:37,493 Do something like... Do some card tricks or something. 204 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,619 Keep them entertained. 205 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,622 Out of the question! I work the main room! I'm a star. 206 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:46,693 You're a schmuck. Now get out there and earn your pay, Fazio. 207 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:53,029 That goes for you, too. Break is over. Back to work. 208 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,686 So, you need anything, you know who to come to, right? 209 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,313 - Right. Right. - Yeah. 210 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:09,567 You keep playing hard to get. You mark my words, you'll come around. 211 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,589 I guarantee. 212 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,841 I saw that. 213 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:26,309 Rolling, rolling, rolling! Where she stops, nobody knows. 214 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,753 And winner, winner, winner! 215 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,196 We have a winner! 216 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:34,992 - To the sharp-dressed man! - Thank you. 217 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,722 You'll need a dump truck to take it all home, mister. 218 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,869 A rack for you. 219 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,354 Here, this is for you. 220 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,797 What a gentleman! 221 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,876 Everyone's a winner today. 222 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,938 Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can cash a check? 223 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:32,024 Are you old enough to be in here, kid? 224 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,610 Oh-oh! Yes. You're old enough. 225 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,838 Right over there. You have a good day. 226 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,327 Hey, Mitch, how's it hanging? 227 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:47,289 Hi, fellas! Listen, not now, okay? I've got business. 228 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,125 Stay here! 229 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,001 What are you, a 44 regular? 230 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:54,338 You know, I've got a plaid that'll make you look 20 pounds younger. 231 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,611 - What do you want, Art? - What do I want? 232 00:21:56,941 --> 00:22:01,241 I want brown hair. I want health insurance for all Americans. 233 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,180 I want the Mets to get their shit together. 234 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,975 Let's not worry about what I want, let's worry about what I need. 235 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,853 - I need my money. - Tomorrow. Tomorrow's good. 236 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,980 I'll stop by your store and we'll take care of everything. 237 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,440 - Tell him. - Okay? Excuse me. 238 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:16,214 Look sharp, be sharp. 239 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,386 No, tell him the other thing, the threat thing. 240 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:26,829 You pay Arthur the money you owe him or I will kill you. 241 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:27,997 That's good. 242 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:31,375 What are you, tough guys? I got hemorrhoids tougher than you. 243 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:32,501 Hey! 244 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,336 On the other hand, 245 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,906 why don't we meet a little later over by the cashier's cage? 246 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,926 How's 10:00 for you? It's good for me if it's good for you. 247 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,763 - 10:00? Wait, when do you take your break? - 9:30. 248 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,098 9:30 to 9:45? Think you can make it back by 10:00? 249 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,017 - 10:00. - Okay, 10:00. 10:00's good. 250 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,244 - You mind? - Yeah. 251 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:55,632 You buy off the rack, that's what happens. 252 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,257 I could've taken him. 253 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,551 No, no, he couldn't. You, bigger. 254 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:15,503 Get 'em down, get 'em down, before the wheel goes 'round. 255 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:19,693 We're gonna have somebody lucky before the night is over. You feelin' lucky? 256 00:23:19,794 --> 00:23:23,590 You feelin' lucky, sugar? What you gonna do with all that? 257 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,640 I believe I'll try this one. 258 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,494 Dangerous man, I like it. 259 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:37,500 And the wheel goes round and round, no more bets, no more bets. 260 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,441 Ah! 261 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:08,055 There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass, 262 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:11,308 so, in stormy weather, they both clanged together, 263 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,978 and sparks flew out of his arse. 264 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:20,209 I'm finding this to be a very funny and poetic leprechaun. 265 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,928 I'm glad you liked it, lad. 266 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:26,699 Now you left the door open, so I assuming you wanted to see me. 267 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,910 Yes. I'm wanting to discuss things with you. 268 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:33,184 - For instance? - I want to negotiate. 269 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:36,358 I am for giving you this medallion, 270 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:40,421 which you are terribly, terribly afraid of, for half your gold. 271 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:43,007 Half me gold for a worthless medallion? 272 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:46,326 This is my final offer! You are taking it or leaving it. 273 00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,579 You got a deal, lad. 274 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:53,284 Now, put it away, why don't you? 275 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:02,375 Perhaps I'll do a little fishin'. 276 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:18,142 I told you a terrible lie, and now you're going to die. 277 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:24,443 Eighteen red. We got a winner! 278 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,301 I can't... I can't believe it! 279 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:28,948 How could this happen to me? 280 00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:30,679 Place your bets, place your bets. 281 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,598 Tough luck, kid. So, you're gonna bet or what? 282 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:33,724 Bet? 283 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,976 - Get 'em down. - You want me to bet? 284 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:38,453 I had $23,000. 285 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:42,149 Looks like you got a couple hundred. You can get hot. 286 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,819 Get 'em down, get 'em down. Big spender, big spender. 287 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:49,593 And the wheel goes round and round and round, get 'em down. 288 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,934 There you go. 289 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,210 Where the hell were you? 290 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,380 I told you, the trap door keeps getting stuck. 291 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,483 That's what I get for working at a dump like this, nothing works. 292 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:37,948 Get away from me! Get away from me! 293 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,372 Get away! 294 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,356 No more bets, no more bets! 295 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:49,651 Feelin' lucky, Mr. Big Time Spender? Mr... 296 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,487 Here she's dropping. 297 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,363 Green, double zero! 298 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:56,182 The house makes out. Sorry, folks! 299 00:27:57,801 --> 00:28:01,646 What have I done? I'm ruined, I'm finished. 300 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:05,250 What, are you kidding me? You're due, you're gonna make it big. 301 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,211 - Place your bets! - What? 302 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,338 Yeah. Trust me. 303 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,423 Bad streak of luck like that, no way you're gonna lose. 304 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,841 Get 'em down before the wheel goes around. 305 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,427 - Really? - Yeah, trust me. 306 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,262 But I don't have any more money. 307 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,974 Nice watch there. Could bring a nice chunk of change. 308 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:25,104 My grandpa gave me this watch for graduation. 309 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:28,583 Make him proud. Make a comeback. Win. 310 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,070 Pawn shop across the street, tell him Loretta sent you. 311 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:36,423 Get 'em down, get 'em down! She's dropping. 312 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,807 Where's me shilling? 313 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,539 I want me shilling! 314 00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:45,140 Help! 315 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,507 No! No! No! 316 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:16,009 Tell me where it is, or by me sainted mother, I'll strangle ya! 317 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,677 This must be the place. 318 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,667 This is your last chance. I'm warnin' you. 319 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,460 I want me shilling! 320 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:44,224 Oh, no! What was I thinking? 321 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:47,394 With all this killing, I've lost me shilling! 322 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,542 Hello! 323 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,800 Anybody here? 324 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,721 Hello? 325 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,393 Oh, my God! 326 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,574 Oh, man! 327 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,070 I thought I had problems. 328 00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:27,476 Operator, listen. 329 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:32,147 I'm in a pawn shop across the street from the Lucky Shamrock Casino. 330 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,274 And I found a dead person. 331 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,421 Yeah, I'm sure. 332 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,586 Yeah. 333 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,598 All right, I'll wait right here. 334 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,078 A leprechaun is very territorial. 335 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:50,273 He can never tolerate another leprechaun crossing his boundaries. 336 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:57,192 One leprechaun can be aggravating, but two can be devastating. 337 00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:02,135 With that in mind, let's review what we've learned about leprechauns. 338 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:05,889 Number one, his power lies in his gold. 339 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:09,868 Without it, he's just another gnome full of mischief. 340 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:14,189 Number two, each of his gold shillings will bring a wish come true 341 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,962 to anyone who possesses them. 342 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:19,469 A wish? 343 00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:23,469 I wish I was back at the casino on a winning streak. 344 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,138 I've lost him! 345 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,582 He's got me shilling! 346 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:35,310 He's got me shilling! 347 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:38,505 What the heck am I doing here? 348 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:43,781 There are no other bets, no other bettors. Just the house and the golden boy. 349 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:51,539 He's riding seven red, let's see how lucky he gets. 350 00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:02,052 Hell! A seven red! We got a winner! 351 00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:10,387 You gonna let that ride, golden boy? 352 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:33,060 And the luckiest man in Las Vegas puts the whole load on 13 black. 353 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:37,210 Thirteen black is up, nobody else is betting. 354 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:45,614 Ah! Lovely golden palaces completely full of riches 355 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:50,219 I'll rip them off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches! 356 00:32:58,059 --> 00:32:59,651 Yeah! 357 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:03,757 Black 13! Another winner, another winner! 358 00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:06,826 This guy's got a hell of a winning streak. 359 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:11,205 Winning streak. I wished for a winning streak. 360 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:17,854 - What the hell is going on here? - Unbelievable. He can't lose. 361 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:20,816 Two hours ago, he's losing his shirt. Now, I can't stop him. 362 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:23,259 Well, you better stop him, or else. 363 00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:26,638 Any other bettors? No other bettors! 364 00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,991 On the way to being a millionaire. 365 00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:33,470 Six black. Here we go! 366 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:39,024 Come on, baby, make me a winner. 367 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,939 And it's a... 368 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:52,764 The hits just keep on coming! 369 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,349 A winner! 370 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:57,102 I've about had it with you, Loretta. 371 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,896 I don't know. I did what you told me. Something went wrong. 372 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:04,401 Yeah. Well, you better get the money back or something will go wrong, with you. 373 00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:06,653 You know what I mean? 374 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,345 - Hmm-mmm. - Good. 375 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:38,994 "Golden Nugget." I'd like one of those. 376 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,704 He's a winner again! 377 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,796 Ladies and gentlemen, 378 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:50,113 due to a slight solacrivenance in the stem of the wheel, the situation is thus. 379 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:53,097 This table is closed, but it's only temporary. 380 00:34:53,198 --> 00:34:57,849 So, come back in a little while. All right? Thank you very much. 381 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,979 Thank you. 382 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:06,838 Congratulations. You've had some... Some amazing streak of luck. 383 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,299 - I mean, truly amazing. - Thanks! 384 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:10,592 I don't know how it happened. 385 00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:13,178 I mean, I was losing everything, then all of a sudden... 386 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:16,431 Yeah, right. You see, that's how it happens sometimes. 387 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:19,893 Tell me, kid, you... You staying here at the hotel? 388 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:23,939 - No, actually, I'm not. - Well, let's just change that. 389 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:27,108 Here you go. I would like you to be our guest. 390 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,819 Anything you want, it's on me. Okay? 391 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,154 Wow! 392 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:33,573 - Thanks a lot! - Oh, oh, no problem. 393 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:38,203 Listen, why don't you just relax, take a break, come back in an hour or so, 394 00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,080 and then see if you can keep that winning streak going? 395 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,123 - What do you say, kid? - Yeah. 396 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,042 Boy, I can't wait to get back into it. 397 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,045 Man, Las Vegas is really turning out to be a great place. 398 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,923 Vegas, the greatest little town in the world. 399 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:51,866 I'll see you in a while, kid. 400 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:55,053 We'll keep the same table reserved just for you. 401 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,951 - Okay, I'll be here. - That's good. 402 00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,599 Jesus! 403 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,371 Schmuck. 404 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,812 Tammy, you won't believe what happened! 405 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:07,482 What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be gambling! 406 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,652 - I won! - All that? 407 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,612 Scott, you said you wouldn't gamble. 408 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:14,489 I know, I know, but something happened to me. 409 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,807 It's like I've got the fever or something. 410 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:20,370 I mean, I was losing my shirt, and then I went to pawn my watch, 411 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:23,415 - and then I found a dead guy... - You what? 412 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,666 Yeah. At the pawn shop. 413 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,543 But the next thing you know, I'm back here at the casino 414 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,253 and I'm winning everything in sight. 415 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:29,462 All right. Listen to me. 416 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,132 They gave me my own room! On the house, see? 417 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:34,676 Scott, just shut up for a second and listen to me. 418 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:37,220 I want you to cash in your chips and go home. 419 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,806 Get in your car and leave Las Vegas. 420 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:42,283 No, Tammy, no. Listen. 421 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,122 All this happened because of you. 422 00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:46,896 I wanna share it with you. 423 00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:49,965 Scott! Oh, my God! 424 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,343 Are you serious? 425 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,947 Look, I got a show, I've gotta go. 426 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,743 Just... All right, cash in the chips and go up to your room and stay there. 427 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:03,830 Don't let anybody in. I cannot stress that enough. 428 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,540 Nobody comes in. 429 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,313 And keep the money right beside you. 430 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:09,586 - Okay? - Okay. 431 00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:12,756 When I'm done with my next show, I'm gonna come up and we'll talk. 432 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:14,049 - Okay? - Okay. 433 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:17,323 All right. I'll be up as soon as I can. 434 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:20,120 This is so great! I mean, I can't... 435 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:22,828 Shh! Scott. 436 00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:28,455 - Are you gonna cash those in? - Yeah. 437 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:32,754 - You've done well for yourself. - Well, it was a good night. 438 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:43,302 Nope. 439 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,270 Me shilling! 440 00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:55,361 A lucky sign. The gold inside will soon be mine. 441 00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:13,566 Fine suit of clothes, lad. 442 00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,151 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 443 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:19,322 Those shoes, do they come in blue suede? I really like 'em, man. 444 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:21,658 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 445 00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:26,308 Hey, man, you do that pretty good. Next time, make sure you get paid for it. 446 00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:29,394 Hey, man, see you on the flipside. 447 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:37,068 Vegas! My kind of town! 448 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:47,575 Thank you. No, thank you. 449 00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:54,249 And now, using all my magic, I will summon forth a member of the animal kingdom. 450 00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:06,428 Fazio! 451 00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:13,852 Of course, the casino won't allow me to use a real bunny. 452 00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:16,779 Oh, my God! 453 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:23,136 Hello, little one. What an interesting costume. 454 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:25,158 Watch this. 455 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,186 Oh, shit! 456 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:36,691 A little token of my esteem, it is exactly what it seems. 457 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:39,527 Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00. 458 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:43,031 It comes from my shillelagh, you can keep it in a crock. 459 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,384 - Fazio! Just the girl I wanna see. - Not now! Some little butthead... 460 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,512 What is that smell? Is that my shoe? 461 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:08,306 - It's not my shoe. It was in my hand! - Oh, my God! 462 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,850 Never mind. Have you seen that little tramp that works for me? 463 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:14,875 Tammy? Forget her. Focus on that punk at the elevator. 464 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,524 What about him? 465 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,235 He just won over a hundred thou at the roulette wheel. 466 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:22,737 You're kidding me! How did you let him get away with that much? 467 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,114 Something went wrong. Anyway, he still got it on him. 468 00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:27,057 Cash and carry. 469 00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:31,246 - In cash? - He's got this gold coin I want. 470 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:32,330 - Really? - Yeah. 471 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,916 I figured we split the green, I get the gold coin. 472 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,859 You know, good luck charm. 473 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:41,051 What's his room number? 474 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,747 Room service? 475 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:03,552 Like taking candy from a baby. 476 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:08,516 - Go, man, throw me a winner! - Yeah! 477 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:10,989 Yeah! 478 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,497 I never lose! 479 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:17,125 Hey, Tony, look what we got here. A high roller. 480 00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:18,209 - Move. - Watch it? 481 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,587 Nice duds. What is that, lederhosen? 482 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:21,713 Take a break, pal. 483 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:25,633 Hey, crappier, you give me them dice, I'm feeling lucky. 484 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:28,235 But I'm not through winning, lad. 485 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:30,388 Get outta here. 486 00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:37,792 Looks like a slot machine! 487 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:41,124 You wanna try your luck? 488 00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:46,321 This is my kind of place, crooked and sleazy, 489 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:49,845 stealing gold from humans is awfully easy. 490 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:54,262 Look out, Vegas. I'm taking over. 491 00:41:56,806 --> 00:41:59,525 Money, money, money, money... 492 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:01,669 It's good! 493 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:04,772 Money, money is good. 494 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,656 Money. 495 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:29,714 That's silk. I'll keep that. 496 00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:54,913 Hey! 497 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,166 What are you doing in my room? 498 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,085 Ow! 499 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,205 Room service. 500 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:23,692 - What the hell... - Now, me boyo, 501 00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:25,962 I smell me shilling. 502 00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:29,257 Tell me where it is or there'll be another killing. 503 00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:31,092 What the hell are you? 504 00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:34,662 I'm a leprechaun, come to claim me gold. 505 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:05,126 Yeah, give me hotel security. 506 00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:09,005 Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. 507 00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:11,232 No, a leprechaun. 508 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:14,193 Yeah, a little green guy. 509 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,304 He tried to kill me! 510 00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:18,076 Hello? 511 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:24,541 The coin. The bastard took my coin. 512 00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:40,386 Next time, I'll take the elevator! 513 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,742 I have been looking all over hell for you. 514 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:22,036 - You got the coin? - Yes, I got the coin. 515 00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:23,955 I didn't find any money. 516 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,541 - Gimme! - Forget it! We're splitting it 50-50. 517 00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,459 We made a deal, that coin belongs to me. 518 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,795 Yeah. Well, I didn't get the money, so now we're splitting it. 519 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:33,397 We are not gonna sell it, you putz! 520 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,133 It's got powers. 521 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,260 What are you talking about? What kind of powers? 522 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,137 Put it on the table, you're not gonna believe this. 523 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:40,513 It's amazing. 524 00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:42,740 Go on. Go on. 525 00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:45,726 - I can't, it's magically disappeared. - "It's magic..." 526 00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:48,688 - Put it on the table! - All right. What number? 527 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:51,882 - Just any one! Any one! - Eleven black. 528 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,908 I don't get it. 529 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:03,369 Get what? Are you losing your mind? 530 00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:07,415 It moves. It moves to the winning number by itself. 531 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:11,252 Oh, I see. It moves to the winning number by itself, which means that 532 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:12,853 you're nuts! 533 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:14,297 Look, I gotta go do my show. 534 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:18,743 I want you to find a coin dealer, get it appraised and we will sell it. 535 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:23,451 I swear, on my mother's grave, it has magic. 536 00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:27,310 Loretta, darling, if you want magic, bend over. 537 00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:29,187 I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass. 538 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:31,105 In the meantime, do what I tell you. I'll see you tonight. 539 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:33,002 Fazio! 540 00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:35,943 I know you've got work to do backstage. 541 00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:37,544 I'm gone. 542 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,766 He's gone. 543 00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:46,370 - Did you get my money back yet? - I'm working on it. 544 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:47,496 - What is that? - That is mine! 545 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,207 That looks like gold to me. Give me it. 546 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:52,585 - I said give me it! - That is my personal property! 547 00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:55,463 I'm gonna keep this until you get my money back for me. 548 00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:58,633 That's my personal property. I want it back! 549 00:46:58,733 --> 00:46:59,884 Would you keep your voice down? 550 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:03,429 One thing I can't stand is a fat broad with a big mouth. 551 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:06,199 Who's calling fat fat, Mr. Porker? 552 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:07,725 Oh, really! 553 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,061 Yeah, really. You couldn't get a woman if your life depended on it. 554 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:13,147 Oh, yeah? I could have any broad that I want. 555 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:16,442 Like that bubblehead little bimbo, Miss Tammy? 556 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:19,420 Yeah, I could have Tammy if I wanted her. 557 00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:21,697 - Ha! You wish! - Yeah. 558 00:47:21,797 --> 00:47:23,549 I wish! 559 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:29,555 What was that? 560 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,603 Mmm... 561 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:41,509 If wishes were horses, a fat man like you couldn't even get in the saddle. 562 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:44,011 - Mitch! Mitch. - Tammy, what's the matter? 563 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,514 - I want you. - You do? 564 00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:51,894 I want you more than any man I've ever known in my life. 565 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:53,521 Have you got a fever? 566 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:56,857 Oh, right now, Mitch! Take me! 567 00:47:56,957 --> 00:48:00,552 Take me right here! On the floor! 568 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:05,845 Yes! 569 00:48:06,759 --> 00:48:08,476 Fatso, huh? 570 00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:11,205 Well, look, whatever it is, don't change a thing. 571 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:14,274 - Now you just stay like this. - Oh, yes! 572 00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:18,062 - Come on, let's go to my room. - Yes. 573 00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:23,718 Mandatory drug testing for all employees, that's it. 574 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:26,637 - Mitchy, Mitchy... - Yeah. We'll go right to my room. 575 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:29,807 - All this time, Mitchy. - Boy, am I ready! 576 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,225 I'm going to start pumping now. 577 00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:34,562 I don't look it, but I can get really nasty! 578 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:36,314 - You can? - Yeah! 579 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:38,524 Then you just do it. 580 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,501 - Do I have permission? - Yeah. 581 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:47,341 - Come on, baby! - Yeah! 582 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:52,851 Wait a minute. That's what he said. 583 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:54,852 "I wish." 584 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,014 Oh, Mitchy, where have you been all my life? 585 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:13,538 I've been right here, baby, waiting for you. 586 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:16,036 Gimme a kiss! 587 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:17,855 Mitchy. 588 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:23,069 I like my loving the same way I like my men. 589 00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:24,445 - Tough. - Tough? 590 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:27,047 And hard, like this. 591 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,174 Ow! 592 00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:31,969 Ooh, that's wonderful! 593 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:35,730 I wanna make you feel it, like this. 594 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:40,732 - You're turning me on! - I am? 595 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,352 I think I got the idea. 596 00:49:42,452 --> 00:49:44,598 - Let me do it for you. - Okay. Okay. 597 00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:47,572 - You like that? - Oh, Mitchy! Yeah! 598 00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,078 Ooh! I love it! 599 00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:54,245 Now, can we... Can we do it? 600 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,983 My boxers keep crawling up my butt. 601 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,069 I hate that. I go with Jockeys now. 602 00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:07,655 Yeah. You know, makes me feel like a sissy. 603 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:09,381 Yeah. 604 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:13,261 You can't hang like you really want to. 605 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:18,290 - How do you want it hanging? - Loose. I wanna be comfortable. 606 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,668 - I like a little support. - Yeah? Feels good. 607 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,612 - How's my tie look? - Fine. Good. 608 00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,841 - My socks are hanging down on my ankles. - I hate that. 609 00:50:26,941 --> 00:50:29,301 I wear those ones come over the calves, like tubers. 610 00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:34,031 Yeah. I'd get those garters, but they make me feel like a sissy. 611 00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:38,285 Where the hell is that guy? 612 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:44,340 Enough with the pain. Okay, no more pain. 613 00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:50,364 Sweetie, mama's gonna make you feel so good! 614 00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:53,217 Well, good is good, pain is... 615 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:59,682 What tasteful decor! 616 00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:02,568 Mitchy, it's like a museum. 617 00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:06,021 - Let's do it. Let's do it! - Mitchy! 618 00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:08,549 - What? This is good. - Down, boy. 619 00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:10,384 - Now, first... - First what? 620 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:13,262 - I'm gonna make you hot. - Yes, I like that. 621 00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:14,555 - And then... - What? 622 00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:17,123 I'm gonna make you burn. 623 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,284 Burn? 624 00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,671 Oh, boy! 625 00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:37,261 That's very nice. 626 00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:44,752 That's nice. That's good. Yes. 627 00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,945 Take it all off. 628 00:51:57,448 --> 00:52:00,542 Do it. Do it. Yes! 629 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:05,831 You got real talent. 630 00:52:23,223 --> 00:52:24,667 Ooh! 631 00:52:24,767 --> 00:52:26,359 Yes! 632 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,902 Have I got a wish for you! 633 00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:43,269 - Mitch? - Come and get me, baby. 634 00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:46,146 What did you do to me? How did you get me here? 635 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:48,023 - Hey, wait! - How did I get here? 636 00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:51,151 It's me, remember? The love machine! Come on! 637 00:52:51,251 --> 00:52:53,674 Get away from me! You letch! 638 00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:58,133 You bitch! You ball-breaking tease! 639 00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:00,911 You're fired as of tonight! 640 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:03,122 You're finished in show business. 641 00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:06,566 You'll never get a job in this town again. 642 00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:13,382 Belongs to me, this gold I smell. 643 00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:16,451 Whoever's got it is going to hell. 644 00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:47,141 Potatoes! 645 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:16,170 I was gonna make her a star. 646 00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:20,640 All she had to do was cooperate. 647 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:27,597 What the hell is going on? 648 00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:33,441 What channel is this? 649 00:54:36,356 --> 00:54:40,281 What do you need her for, Mitch, when you can have me? 650 00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:42,988 She called me Mitch? 651 00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:46,266 Take a look at these, Mitch. 652 00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:48,709 Coincidence. 653 00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,415 I like this. 654 00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:56,485 Here you go! 655 00:54:56,585 --> 00:55:02,616 Baked potato, broiled potato, French fries, potato skins, potato salad 656 00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:05,594 and six potato pancakes. 657 00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:07,454 Anything else? 658 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:10,332 There once was a lady of Totten, 659 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:13,127 whose taste grew perverted and rotten, 660 00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:17,005 she cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, 661 00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:19,983 but lived upon penis au gratin. 662 00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:22,052 Metallica! 663 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,904 No, wait! 664 00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:29,910 White Zombie. I've got the album. 665 00:55:30,285 --> 00:55:32,412 Enjoy your spuds! 666 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,899 What the hell did I just say? 667 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:38,068 I'm coming for you, Mitch! 668 00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,820 I must be dreaming. 669 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,763 I'm coming. 670 00:55:42,047 --> 00:55:44,595 - Come on, baby. - I can't wait to reach you. 671 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:47,427 Well, come and get me. 672 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,854 Oh. Oh! 673 00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:59,339 - I must be dreaming. - No. 674 00:55:59,439 --> 00:56:01,782 - I'm not dreaming? - No. 675 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:06,305 - This is nice. This is good. - Mitch. 676 00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:08,849 What can I do for you? Where did you come from? 677 00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:11,351 - I'll show you. - What's the difference? 678 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:15,626 Hey, you want my heat-seeking moisture missile, don't you? 679 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:23,388 What a lovely treat for a fine lad like meself. 680 00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:27,034 What's wrong with me? Why am I talking like that? 681 00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:28,660 - Hey, rich kid. - Loretta! 682 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,978 Eating up all your winnings already. 683 00:56:31,138 --> 00:56:33,123 Where's Tammy? Have you seen her? 684 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:35,667 She's up in Mitch's office getting her clock cleaned. 685 00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:38,086 - What? - Life's a bitch, ain't it? 686 00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:41,590 - Where's Mitch's office? - Third floor, Room 318. 687 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:44,989 Elevator left, then a right. Bon appétit. 688 00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:54,001 That's the freak that broke into my room. 689 00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:56,747 Yeah, baby! 690 00:56:56,914 --> 00:57:01,902 Feeling sick? Stubbed your toe? Call this lawyer. I'll fix your woe. 691 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:05,989 Agony is my business. I'll fight for you! 692 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:07,699 Even you, Mitch. 693 00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:08,826 Excuse me. 694 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,953 Did you... Did you hear my name mentioned? 695 00:57:11,053 --> 00:57:12,975 - No. - Good! 696 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:18,585 - Tammy. Are you all right? - Stay away from me! 697 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:23,257 - What happened? What's wrong? - Nothing happened. Nothing's wrong. 698 00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:25,384 Just business as usual. 699 00:57:25,484 --> 00:57:28,237 What did he do to you? Tell me what he did. 700 00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:31,372 It's what he tried to do, okay? 701 00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:35,769 It's not like this is the first time this has happened to me. 702 00:57:35,869 --> 00:57:41,671 It's just that this time, along with everything else, I got fired. 703 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:44,570 So let's just forget it. 704 00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:48,891 No. I'm not gonna forget it. And neither are you. 705 00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:53,245 If we let him get away with it, he'll do it again to somebody else. 706 00:57:53,345 --> 00:57:57,691 And I don't know about you, but I'm not gonna let that happen. 707 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:13,015 Praise the Lord! 708 00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:14,766 And send in your money! 709 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:19,104 Otherwise, you're all doomed to hellfire and damnation 710 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:22,149 for fornicatin' with the devil's harlot. 711 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:25,402 Especially you, Mitch. You're a prime offender. 712 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:28,655 - That just sounded like my name. - No. 713 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:30,472 - No? - No. 714 00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:40,274 The signs point to a tragedy about to happen. 715 00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:43,228 Casino owner dies 716 00:58:43,603 --> 00:58:46,447 in a bed of lies. 717 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:51,111 - That was my name, right? - Yes! 718 00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:53,787 Oh, shit. 719 00:58:54,489 --> 00:58:56,892 What the hell is happening here? 720 00:58:56,992 --> 00:59:00,792 No, no! You freak. Get off of me! 721 00:59:01,955 --> 00:59:03,456 Oh! 722 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,213 Where the hell is that asshole? Come on! 723 00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:14,635 A dream. This is a bad dream. 724 00:59:18,513 --> 00:59:22,409 You'll get what's due when I electrocute you! 725 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,992 Scott, um... 726 00:59:36,156 --> 00:59:37,999 Thank you. 727 00:59:43,455 --> 00:59:45,332 - Mitch. - Sir? 728 00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:48,338 My God! 729 00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:53,343 Oh, Scott! 730 00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:56,844 Where's me shilling? 731 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,830 - You again? - What? 732 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:03,542 Now, me boyo, it's time to cut you down to size. 733 01:00:03,642 --> 01:00:05,189 Who are you? 734 01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:09,381 Let's get out of here. 735 01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:13,201 Mitch, I want my money, and I want my money now. 736 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:16,662 What the hell's going on here? 737 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:23,228 You're in a lot of trouble, pal. 738 01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:25,772 - Out of me way! - Hey! Stay there. 739 01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:28,191 I know you. You're that guy from the craps table. 740 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:31,028 You know, you really ought to go see a dermatologist or something. 741 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:32,404 That's really bad. 742 01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:35,598 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 743 01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:51,447 That really hurt. 744 01:00:57,612 --> 01:00:59,409 We dance. 745 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:13,553 Tell me, what was Judy Garland really like? 746 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:27,501 They should have been willing to give me me shilling. 747 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:30,587 But I've done well by sending them to hell! 748 01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:37,928 What are we gonna do? He's a monster. 749 01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:41,431 Nobody's gonna believe us if we tell them what we've seen! 750 01:01:45,493 --> 01:01:47,461 Scott, what's wrong? 751 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,630 I don't know. 752 01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:52,800 My insides. It's like everything's twisted up. 753 01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:57,531 - Oh, my God! - What is it? What's wrong? 754 01:01:57,631 --> 01:02:00,850 - Your face! - I'm in trouble, Tammy. 755 01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:04,137 Help me! 756 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,566 Scott, we gotta get out of here. 757 01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:11,878 Like you said, who's gonna believe us? 758 01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:14,025 I don't know... 759 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:18,510 That's where it all happened. 760 01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:21,304 - Where? - At the pawn shop across the street. 761 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:25,058 That's where I found the coin. I think that's where the answer is. 762 01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:27,205 Let's go check it out. 763 01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:33,875 I smell me shilling. 764 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:39,343 And the gentle fragrance of a lady's perfume. 765 01:02:43,385 --> 01:02:46,513 Let it work, let it work, let it work. 766 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,016 Let me be beautiful. 767 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:54,730 Give me the body of a stacked 20-year-old. 768 01:02:57,732 --> 01:02:59,449 Please. 769 01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:03,241 I wanna be sexy 770 01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:06,199 and beautiful again. 771 01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:10,627 I wish. 772 01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,884 Oh! Yeah! 773 01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:28,642 Enter. 774 01:03:33,768 --> 01:03:35,295 Loretta? 775 01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:37,839 That's right, sweetheart. 776 01:03:37,939 --> 01:03:39,941 Little ol' me. 777 01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:43,970 Didn't I tell you one of these days I was gonna turn it around? 778 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,914 - But how? - Magic. 779 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:50,539 All I had to do was wish for it. 780 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:54,251 Pretty. Yours? 781 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:59,089 Man, oh, man, oh, mano-schewitz! 782 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:01,446 Look at those tits! 783 01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:06,176 I wish I was a man so I could just screw myself right to the floor. 784 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:10,163 And I dare you to feel that ass, Fazio. That's prime. 785 01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:13,708 - All you had to do was wish for it? - You got it! 786 01:04:13,808 --> 01:04:16,169 - Thanks! - You! Give that back to me! 787 01:04:16,269 --> 01:04:18,942 You give it back! Give it back right now! 788 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:22,115 Thanks for the loan, Loretta. I owe you. 789 01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,785 You flaming faggola! 790 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,350 But since there's a mirror in the room, 791 01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:35,296 I might as well just stick around and enjoy it. 792 01:04:41,002 --> 01:04:43,846 All right, this had better work. 793 01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:45,969 I wish... 794 01:04:48,802 --> 01:04:54,809 I wish that I was the greatest magician in the world! 795 01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:10,531 I am just so damn gorgeous. 796 01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:15,332 They're gonna want me like they never wanted anybody before. 797 01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:18,089 And I'm gonna make 'em pay. 798 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:21,943 Who the hell are you? 799 01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:26,673 I'm a leprechaun, me lass, and I'm gonna make you pay. 800 01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:30,660 What do you want? 801 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:35,665 Your boobs are big, your butt is small, but still you're in for quite a fall. 802 01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:39,252 - What are you talking about? - What, didn't you hear? 803 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:42,047 Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear. 804 01:05:42,147 --> 01:05:45,491 I'll give you boobs that come out to here. 805 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:52,206 My babies! 806 01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:57,503 What are you doing to my babies? 807 01:05:58,163 --> 01:06:01,107 Those delightful lips, they'll get you some tips. 808 01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:04,903 But what about these? Aren't they big enough to please? 809 01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:08,256 No! What are you doing? 810 01:06:13,887 --> 01:06:17,687 A delightful little slut. But what about your butt? 811 01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:25,189 You little monster! 812 01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:27,821 Oh, my God! 813 01:06:51,799 --> 01:06:53,926 Feels like rain! 814 01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:11,136 Now that was quite a load to have to explode. 815 01:07:11,236 --> 01:07:14,055 What a lovely lass. I had to blow up your ass. 816 01:07:14,155 --> 01:07:16,783 But now I must hit the road. 817 01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:26,860 That's where I found the poor guy lying. 818 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,555 - And you think the leprechaun did it? - Who else? 819 01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:36,265 Now, there was something on the computer about gold coins and wishes. 820 01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:39,414 Finding the leprechaun's gold is hard to do. 821 01:07:39,514 --> 01:07:42,709 He sometimes keeps it in his hat, or hides it in the loo. 822 01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:43,793 That's a big help. 823 01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:46,963 If you destroy his gold, you destroy the leprechaun, 824 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:49,883 but mortals can never resist the power of gold. 825 01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:53,803 To them, being rich is more important than doing what needs to be done. 826 01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:57,873 No way. We find that gold, we're getting rid of it. 827 01:07:57,991 --> 01:08:01,060 - Oh, no! How can you say that, darling? - What? 828 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,662 I didn't say that. Did I? 829 01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:06,107 Oh! 830 01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:07,192 What's wrong? 831 01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:08,735 Get it out of sight! 832 01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:10,737 - What is it? - Just get it out! 833 01:08:10,837 --> 01:08:13,180 Okay. Is that better? 834 01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:15,846 Yeah. I'm okay, I... 835 01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:18,620 I feel so weird. 836 01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:22,373 Look, Scott, I think we should just get in your car and get out of here, 837 01:08:22,473 --> 01:08:25,226 - while we still can. - I can't. 838 01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:28,004 You need to see a doctor. 839 01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:29,839 Not yet. 840 01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:35,696 There's something here, something I need or want very badly. 841 01:08:36,154 --> 01:08:38,622 I don't know what it is. 842 01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:40,704 Maybe you should go. 843 01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:43,995 No way. I'm not leaving you, Scott. 844 01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:56,699 Wow! 845 01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:59,222 Look at all this stuff. 846 01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:04,891 Yeah, it's like a junkyard in here. 847 01:09:05,725 --> 01:09:07,397 Spooky. 848 01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:10,838 What exactly are we looking for? 849 01:09:10,938 --> 01:09:14,908 I'm not sure. Some clue as to what happened to me. 850 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:34,470 Wait here, darlin'. I think I'm onto somethin'. 851 01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:56,154 I can smell it! 852 01:09:56,818 --> 01:09:58,661 Delicious! 853 01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:15,903 Ah! 854 01:10:16,003 --> 01:10:18,130 Isn't it lovely? 855 01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:20,424 A pot of gold for the taking. 856 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:36,049 - Scott, you found it! - Aye, that I did! 857 01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:39,052 We can destroy it. Remember what the computer said? 858 01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:42,889 If we destroy the gold, we get rid of the leprechaun once and for all. 859 01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:45,975 - Destroy it? - Yeah! We have to. 860 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,436 No, lass. We need to study it. 861 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:51,356 Aye. We need to look at what jingles and jangles. 862 01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:54,233 For science, you know, is the study of angles. 863 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:57,070 Scott! What is happening? 864 01:10:57,170 --> 01:11:01,032 Nothing. Nothing, my beauty, nothing at all. I'm just being sensible. 865 01:11:01,132 --> 01:11:03,179 No, you're not! 866 01:11:03,342 --> 01:11:05,411 Don't take a leprechaun's gold! 867 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:08,122 Not if you want to live to be ripe and old. 868 01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:10,724 - You're hurting me! - Am I? 869 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,311 Wow. 870 01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:15,963 What happened? 871 01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:20,301 I don't know, but don't let it happen again, because you're scaring me to death. 872 01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:24,701 If anyone's scared to death, then it'll be me doing the scaring. 873 01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:26,849 What... 874 01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:29,268 I don't like what I'm seeing. 875 01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:32,712 Two leprechauns is one too many, lad. 876 01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:36,676 Scott! The gold! The gold! Make a wish. Wish him dead. 877 01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:39,362 All right, little monster! 878 01:11:39,462 --> 01:11:42,949 I wish you were encased in cement at the bottom of the ocean! 879 01:11:43,049 --> 01:11:46,223 Oh, no, please! Anything but that! 880 01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:50,289 Ya silly little twit! 881 01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:52,291 Have you forgotten the charm? 882 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:56,486 A leprechaun's gold can do him no harm. 883 01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:01,783 Scott! 884 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:06,531 So, for pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick! 885 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:13,546 Oh, me little darling! 886 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:22,488 - Nice pitch. - Come on! 887 01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:25,056 I pitch for the Vegas All-Stars. 888 01:12:25,925 --> 01:12:27,927 Oh, me achin' noggin! 889 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:38,900 When I catch up with those two I'll give them a good scragging. 890 01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:55,146 - Oh, no, Scott! Starting again? - Yeah. 891 01:12:55,246 --> 01:12:56,731 My insides... 892 01:12:56,831 --> 01:12:59,734 I feel like I'm being torn apart. 893 01:12:59,834 --> 01:13:01,694 Oh, no! 894 01:13:01,794 --> 01:13:04,513 Scott, we're going to the hospital now! 895 01:13:05,548 --> 01:13:07,300 Get in! 896 01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:21,155 You can run, me boyo, but you can't hide! 897 01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:24,926 Scott! 898 01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:28,012 - What happened? - He bit me. 899 01:13:28,112 --> 01:13:29,889 At the casino. 900 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:32,642 Miss! Miss! 901 01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:33,935 Jesus Christ! 902 01:13:34,035 --> 01:13:37,914 - Can we get some help here? - What's the trouble here? 903 01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:42,068 What the hell is this? 904 01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:45,922 Get me a gurney. Get this man into isolation, stat! 905 01:13:47,882 --> 01:13:50,159 Come on! 906 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:52,245 - Just wait here, miss. - No, I wanna be with him. 907 01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:54,872 Nobody's gonna be with him until we know what the problem is. 908 01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:56,689 Oh, God! 909 01:14:01,145 --> 01:14:04,398 - Get out of the road! - Eat it. 910 01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:29,657 Looks like some kind of virulent fungus. I've never seen anything like it. 911 01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:31,951 Must be metastasizing down the right quadrant, 912 01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:33,995 moving into the lower thoracic area. 913 01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:37,599 Let's get this man on antibiotics right away! 914 01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:44,422 Hold him, for God's sake! Hold him! 915 01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:47,024 Take it easy, son. We're here to help. 916 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:13,475 Give him another sedative, damn it! 917 01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:15,161 Now listen to me! 918 01:15:15,261 --> 01:15:18,264 This may mean the difference between living and dying. 919 01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:21,834 Do you have health insurance? 920 01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:25,028 Do you take Green Cross? 921 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:30,400 Good God! 922 01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:33,324 Forktus glottis! 923 01:16:13,277 --> 01:16:15,304 What the hell is taking them so long? 924 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:18,975 Tammy Larsen, please report to the morgue. 925 01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:20,142 Oh, no! 926 01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:24,497 Tammy Larsen, please report to the morgue. 927 01:16:29,627 --> 01:16:33,006 Doctor, look at this! 928 01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:36,575 - That's his blood? - What the hell is going on? 929 01:16:36,675 --> 01:16:39,018 Bring me his encephalogram. 930 01:16:43,974 --> 01:16:45,475 Really? 931 01:16:46,852 --> 01:16:48,695 Where's his EKG? 932 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:57,496 If this is some sort of joke, I don't find it at all amusing. 933 01:17:03,786 --> 01:17:06,647 Well, maybe he doesn't need health insurance. 934 01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:09,942 Wow! Should I order a few more tests, Doctor? 935 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:11,277 Well, let's see... 936 01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:14,947 He can afford an MRI, and let's give him a couple more EKGs, 937 01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:17,658 - and he can use a spinal tap. - Maybe a bone scan? 938 01:17:17,758 --> 01:17:20,745 All right. Let's just start with every test that begins with the letter A, 939 01:17:20,845 --> 01:17:24,290 - tomorrow we'll do the B's and Thursday... - You play golf on Thursday. 940 01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:26,688 Well, this is an emergency. 941 01:17:29,603 --> 01:17:31,104 Hello? 942 01:17:32,189 --> 01:17:33,340 Hello? 943 01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:36,736 Is anybody here? 944 01:17:39,738 --> 01:17:41,535 Hello? 945 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:50,253 Hello? Sir? 946 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:53,089 Excuse me? 947 01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:56,046 Sir? 948 01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:01,017 Excuse me, sir... 949 01:18:12,271 --> 01:18:14,239 Oh, God! No! 950 01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:23,706 Let me go, you son of a bitch! 951 01:18:24,575 --> 01:18:28,579 Now, that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her greedy soul. 952 01:18:45,346 --> 01:18:48,099 Now, me boyos, I'll be checking out! 953 01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:50,858 Take care of the patient! 954 01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:53,528 An angel of mercy! 955 01:18:58,025 --> 01:19:00,072 Nurse! Sedate this patient! 956 01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:10,495 Ah! 957 01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:20,889 Now that's what I call managed health care. 958 01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:26,579 What's that I smell? 959 01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:29,523 Would it be me brother from hell? 960 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:33,752 Right. Now that you're in place, I'll slice up your face. 961 01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:38,698 Oh, no! Scott! Scott, help me! Please! 962 01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:43,203 Now don't be afraid, lass. I'll only remove the front part. 963 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,763 Oh, no, please! 964 01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:46,599 I want me shilling! 965 01:19:46,699 --> 01:19:50,624 I don't have it. I swear, I don't have it. 966 01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:52,913 What a pity. 967 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:58,444 Wait. I don't suppose you want that nose... There will be no charge for removing it. 968 01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:01,763 No! No! No! 969 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:04,716 Cut her nose and I'll hack off your toes! 970 01:20:10,389 --> 01:20:15,544 Back off, you renegade, before I make you eat that blade! 971 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:19,131 Power to power, you've much to learn, 972 01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:23,486 taller or shorter, I'll make you burn. 973 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:26,071 Oh! 974 01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:30,434 Now where's me shilling? 975 01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:34,584 Fazio's the one with your shilling! It's him you should be killing! 976 01:20:35,247 --> 01:20:38,484 Fazio's magic, pathetic and lame, 977 01:20:38,584 --> 01:20:42,930 will soon turn tragic and me shilling I'll claim! 978 01:20:50,095 --> 01:20:52,665 Leave him alone. You've got what you want. 979 01:20:52,765 --> 01:20:57,486 No, me dear, you shall not pass. I'll raise me boot and kick your... 980 01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:09,289 Put it away! 981 01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:16,418 Ladies and gentlemen, The Burning Beauty! 982 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:24,571 A new illusion I have just developed! 983 01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:28,242 Now, for the first time on any stage, 984 01:21:28,342 --> 01:21:31,370 our lovely volunteer from the audience 985 01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:35,816 trapped inside a burning hell. 986 01:21:38,018 --> 01:21:40,486 Will she come out alive? 987 01:21:41,772 --> 01:21:43,507 Or medium-well? 988 01:21:52,658 --> 01:21:54,601 He's going after the shilling. 989 01:21:54,701 --> 01:21:56,748 Fazio has it. 990 01:21:57,454 --> 01:22:00,941 I've got to destroy him to save meself. 991 01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:03,736 Is that possible? Will that work? 992 01:22:03,836 --> 01:22:07,448 I feel it. I'm part of whatever he is. 993 01:22:07,548 --> 01:22:10,242 Well, maybe we won't have to destroy him. 994 01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:14,079 If we can find the shilling, we can wish you back to normal. 995 01:22:14,179 --> 01:22:18,183 Listen to me. I don't want you going in with me. 996 01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:21,086 When we get to the casino, you drop me off. 997 01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:24,189 I want you to get out of there. Go someplace. Someplace safe. 998 01:22:24,314 --> 01:22:25,716 No! 999 01:22:25,816 --> 01:22:27,843 We started this together. 1000 01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:30,241 We're gonna finish it that way. 1001 01:22:33,407 --> 01:22:35,559 And now, a word of warning. 1002 01:22:35,659 --> 01:22:39,688 If any of you in the audience are the least bit squeamish, 1003 01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:43,108 I suggest you leave the theater. 1004 01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:49,056 Fazio's illusions are very, very real! 1005 01:23:10,611 --> 01:23:13,430 - Who the hell are you? - No reason for alarm. 1006 01:23:13,530 --> 01:23:16,499 Just give me the coin and you'll come to no harm. 1007 01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:20,646 It'd be a cold day in hell before I give up this coin, pal, 1008 01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:23,315 so why don't you take a hike before I call security? 1009 01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:27,761 You're making a mistake. As a magician, you're a pathetic fake. 1010 01:23:35,260 --> 01:23:37,433 Scott, hang on! We're almost there! 1011 01:23:37,763 --> 01:23:39,435 Hang on! 1012 01:23:48,982 --> 01:23:51,860 Get me out of this thing. Do you hear me? Get me out! 1013 01:23:52,110 --> 01:23:55,784 A pleasure it'll be to get you out, and set you free 1014 01:23:56,073 --> 01:23:58,120 with this! 1015 01:24:01,912 --> 01:24:04,690 With Fazio the Great, we've had a good laugh. 1016 01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:07,943 Shall I start up this saw and cut him in half? 1017 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:09,361 Yeah or nay? 1018 01:24:09,461 --> 01:24:11,947 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 1019 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:15,033 - No! - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 1020 01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:16,976 No, no, no! 1021 01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:22,433 My audience, no! No, you love me! You love me! No! 1022 01:24:22,975 --> 01:24:25,273 I can't hear you, me dears! 1023 01:24:36,321 --> 01:24:37,868 No! 1024 01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:39,558 Oh, no! 1025 01:24:39,658 --> 01:24:42,936 Now, me boyo, where's me shilling? 1026 01:24:43,036 --> 01:24:45,981 You're bluffing! There's a whole room full of witnesses. 1027 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:48,275 Oh, too bad! 1028 01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:52,613 Forcing me to split in two a nice young lad such as you. 1029 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:58,076 I wish I was in Caesar's Palace right now! 1030 01:24:58,176 --> 01:25:00,537 No, lad. You've had your wish. 1031 01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:02,289 Now I'll have mine. 1032 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,111 This way! 1033 01:25:40,552 --> 01:25:42,929 Caesar's Palace... 1034 01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:03,850 Listen to me, everybody! This man's a maniac. 1035 01:26:03,950 --> 01:26:07,078 For your own safety, get out of the room! 1036 01:26:09,539 --> 01:26:12,192 Come on, everybody, out, hurry! 1037 01:26:12,292 --> 01:26:13,793 Out! 1038 01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:39,052 Hurry, hurry! Oh, God! 1039 01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:42,622 Scott! The shilling! I wish Scott was... 1040 01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:49,521 No wish for you, darling. Now I'll peel you like a grape. 1041 01:26:49,621 --> 01:26:51,122 Hold it! 1042 01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:56,361 Now wait, lad. What are you doing? We're brothers. 1043 01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:58,304 I don't think so. 1044 01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:10,976 Scott, come over to the green side. I'll make you rich. 1045 01:27:13,812 --> 01:27:18,425 - There it is, yours for the taking. - You'll share nothing! 1046 01:27:18,525 --> 01:27:20,886 I know how you are, you're only bluffing. 1047 01:27:20,986 --> 01:27:25,081 Trust me, lad, one devilish creature to another. 1048 01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:35,459 That's me boy. We're alike, me and you. Evil as hell all the way through. 1049 01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:37,543 No, Scott! 1050 01:27:39,629 --> 01:27:41,756 He's not like you! 1051 01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:44,429 Don't listen to him. 1052 01:27:47,053 --> 01:27:48,664 She's right! 1053 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:52,250 I'm not like you. I'll never be like you! 1054 01:27:52,350 --> 01:27:56,605 Put it down, lad, you can't hurt me. You should know that by now. 1055 01:27:57,522 --> 01:28:01,760 Think of the gold, Scott, the power it can give you. 1056 01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:05,660 The gold, Scott. His power lies in the gold. 1057 01:28:06,031 --> 01:28:08,533 We'll share it, I promise. 1058 01:28:08,784 --> 01:28:10,627 Share this, pal! 1059 01:28:11,870 --> 01:28:13,838 No, not me gold! 1060 01:28:41,441 --> 01:28:43,864 Scott! Scott! 1061 01:28:52,244 --> 01:28:55,338 Oh, my God! You're back! 1062 01:28:55,789 --> 01:28:58,212 You're normal again. 1063 01:29:02,420 --> 01:29:04,593 I can't believe it! 1064 01:29:19,604 --> 01:29:23,467 I can't wait to get out of here and leave this nightmare behind. 1065 01:29:23,567 --> 01:29:26,344 Well, we won't be leaving it all behind. 1066 01:29:26,444 --> 01:29:27,929 What do you mean? 1067 01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:30,098 I found this. 1068 01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:32,100 What do you think? 1069 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:35,374 We can have just about anything we want. 1070 01:29:38,248 --> 01:29:40,170 It's your call. 1071 01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:50,639 I don't know, I think I have everything I want. 1072 01:29:53,638 --> 01:29:55,014 You know something, sweetheart? 1073 01:29:55,015 --> 01:29:58,314 This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.